THE NEW PHONE BOOK IS HERE!!!
To quote Steve Martin as "The Jerk." Stupid movie, but it rings true today.
I must say, I love this phonebook. It's for Longview and Kelso,
Washington, but it includes St. Helens, Scappoose, Rainier, and
Clatskanie OR. It has embossing, and gold leaf, and the cover is
of Mt. St. Helens eruptng, with a sticker that talks about the 26th
anniversary. And it's BURGANDY Brown. It really is a
beautiful book. My address is Birkenfeld, but my zip code is
Clatskanie.
It's a really pretty phonebook, and it's much better then the one that
covers Mist, Jewell, and Wauna. My area is pretty wierd on
that. My phone company is everywhere throughout rural America. I
send my bill to somewhere in Louisiana. No biggie, but when you
first learn about service out here it can be wierd. Who wants to
cover the really rural areas?
I hope to get a job around here eventually. I've looked in
Longview, but with no luck so far. How can you get a job when
you're overqualified, and tell them "I'll work for minimum, but I don't
want a full shift..."?????
I want to spend my days here, on my land, with my resources, and using
my skills. I really want a part time job that pays minimum so
that I can be here most of the time. I don't need much
money, but what else do they have to offer you? Health
insurance? I have it through an old company. 401K?
The trees I plant are my retirement. Stability? I laugh out
loud....
I have land, and I have chickens, and I'm getting eggs. I could
live here and not worry about anything but taxes, if I really
tried. But there are taxes. I can feed myself for a very
long time. My food might not be interesting, but it would get me
by. My life might not be interesting, but I would be
entertained. Defense, well, ok. I don't have a gun. I
could use one, and I am going to get one, but to get the money to get
one I need a job. Or something, Maybe I can figure out my
own way of making money, I never have been good at it before, but
I never have been good at raising chickens before, and I'm doing it
now. I've never gotten an egg from a chicken I raised from a
chick before.. Tonight I ate my first egg from a chicken I raised from
an chick, and it was good.
I don't know what my path will lead me to, or through. I don't
know if I will ever get the answers I seek, or the life I want. I
know that if I rely on my own will, nothing gets accomplished. I
know that if I hand my needs over to someone else, I get enough.
I hope you get enough. I seem to, it would be a shame, a pity, and a challenge if you did not.
Live in peace. I hope you have enough...
Raymond
Get excited over nothing.
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05:30
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Friday, January 5, 2007
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Musketman
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~"Over Nothing? Are you kidding? Page 73 - Johnson, Navin R.! I'm somebody now! Millions of people look at this book everyday! This is the kind of spontaneous publicity - your name in print - that makes people. I'm in print! Things are going to start happening to me now."
I love that line... LOL
Jerk
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05:39
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Friday, January 5, 2007
} { Posted by
karenhuse
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I liked that movie and my husband still sings me the line about picking out a thermos. :) But he and I used to live in Yelm/Rainer at one point. As well as a long list of other cities in WA. Small world, well not really when you are online.
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